Hello Class,
My name is Mr. Potter. I will be your teacher tomorrow at the Boondocks. The Kentucky legislature hasn’t outlawed corporal punishment in schools yet so get ready to inflict plenty on yourselves. Get out your notebooks because we will be learning about different species of Merkins. They will all be covered on the final exam so pay attention.
You can earn extra credit by showing up at 05:00 to run three miles.
In all seriousness, the lesson will be from a financial adviser named Carl Richards. He writes and draws cartoons for the New York Times in a feature called Behavior Gap.
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Potter
F3 Louisville 