Tomorrow at the Patriot, Colonel Klink is looking for some soldiers to join him on the battlefield. We will be fighting one of the greatest enemies of all: weakness. It is time to man up and conquer this foe! Here is what the good colonel says:
Saturday Burner 🔥 coming at ya, complement’s of Klink. 5️⃣ stations, full body 🏋️♂️ , bit of running 🏃♂️ .
He’s coming off of vaca 🇩🇪 🌴 so he’s gonna focus on shedding some of the calories 🍖 🍺 🍰 he brought back as a souvenir.
Lace up your go fast 👟 , bring a coupon 🎟️ and a FNG 👴👋.
Like Major Payne, Klink is going to make us strong! SYITG!