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18 Pax came to the Mutt this morning (some ran – I see you Waterboy!) excited to see Zoo’s new track suit – but alas – Barney’s had it on backorder – and the Pax were immediately deflated. I felt bad…so I decided to make the PAX feel bad. And by bad – I meanContinueContinue reading “TheMutt BackBlast 11/21/17 #wedidsonethingnew #wedidsomethinhard”

Who: All PAX looking to get better. Including Bread Truck who I re-headlocked at Old Bay’s over a roaring fire and a cold beverage When: Tuesday 11-21 ITG 5:30am What: 41degrees projected. Dress accordingly. Crushed velvet preferred, along with Fast shoes, strong arms, and an indomitable will. There may be a relay race where noContinueContinue reading “LeMutt Pre-Blast #somethingnew #somethinghard”

Thursday 10/19/17 The Mutt Conditions: crisp and cool. Perfect for a beatdown Attire: (Yes, this is a Zoo thing) Many PAX breaking out their new Fall F3 wardrobe to accommodate the conditions. CI moving to a layered smedium/youth large ensemble, while others busted out their Waterproof shoes, toboggans, skeletor bandannas, and mittens. PAX looked sharp andContinueContinue reading “F3Mutt BackBlast 10/19/17 #gotbetter #f3counts”

Come to the Mutt Thursday morning for someTHANG’s you’ve never done before….no portico, no field work, no snake hill, no counting to 300, NO WET FEET, and no PAI…..I mean no MERCY! -Zoo

At 5:26  Cool Hand Luke, Doubtfire, and myself were standing by the F3 flag wondering where everyone was……..And and worrying that today’s post could quickly turn into a “Quimby” if it was just us 3.  (Thanks to Juicy for finding the alternative definition) But they came.  On bikes, in minivans, and by foot.  There wasContinueContinue reading “Mellow Mushroom Pre-Party Did Not Disappont. It’s Pizza Time! #F3MuttLouisville #Screeeeeeech! #F3matters”

You’re eating at Mellow Mushroom Thursday- Right?✅✅✅ You want to be a HIM when you show up- Right?✅✅ Then headlock a few FNG’s for the MuttF3Louisville Pre-Party and duct tape as many people as you can to your clown car and show up BIG at Mellow Mushroom for #samstrong Let’s make it a big day!ContinueContinue reading “Mellow Mushroom Pre-Party @MuttF3Louisville #f3preblast #bigday”

Well…um….yeah  actually a pretty nice little Thursday planned. We’re going to send 5 HIM to run over to the O to steal the ghost flag, maybe run snake Hill,  maybe spill some merlot, maybe get better, stuff like that. Maybe some Mary, some Cindy, and a circle of trust…. I don’t know… I don’t knowContinueContinue reading “Back Blast: The Mutt 8/31/17 Well..um..actually a nice little Thursday @f3louisville #getbetter”