My VQ experience did not disappoint! I was so worried about confusing the PAX with the Coupon Mile I didn’t realize how tired I was until the Water Boy looked at me like I stole a piece of his birthday cake. I learned a few things today, such as red and black make a purplish color. Red from the raw spot that the “smooth” surface of the coupon rubbed into my shoulder and black from the bruising it created from bouncing, who knew?!?! The other thing I learned was when someone tells you “Nice Q” they are actually saying “You sir, are an A-Hole”.
Let’s get to the PAX; 24 Total
So we had a visit from our crew from the #Poshlands. Thanks for being there for my VQ guys, even though we barely know each other I appreciate the support and #fellowship. Wait a second, you guys took the Ghost Flag back! Damn it! Here I thought you were there for your ol’ buddy Backdraft! In all seriousness, the men from #TheMutt really enjoyed having you there! Here was the breakdown:
VQ: Backdraft
PAX: Glen Ross, Bumble Bee, Zoolander, Handy Manny, Blue Meth, Doubtfire, Spreadsheet, Star Child, Zartan, Kidnapper Van, Water Boy (Happy Birthday!!), Jelly Fingers, Tiger, Tureen, Digiorno, Mad Cow, Tool Time, Kilo, Swifty, Taco, The Hammer, Mouth, and Cool Hand Luke.
A short mosey and let’s circle up!
COP
20 Freddy Mercury’s
20 Bulgarian Ball Busters
20 Abe Vigodas
20 Reverse Crunches
20 Saturday Nights (Hip Raise)
Thang 1
The Coupon Mile: Partner up; Partner’s complete 20 Off Set Merkins right arm, run 1/4 of a mile with coupon, stopping in the middle, switch coupon carrier & partner’s complete 20 offset Merkins left arm. Lap 2: Coupon carrier completes 20 coupon overhead presses & partner completes 20 air squats, run 1/4 of a mile with the coupon, stopping in the middle, switch coupon carrier & new coupon carrier completes 20 coupon overhead presses & partner completes 20 air squats. Lap 3: Coupon carrier completes 20 coupon curls & partner completes 20 Capt. Morgan planks, run 1/4 of a mile with coupon, stopping in the middle, switch coupon carrier & new coupon carrier completes 20 coupon curls & partner completes 20 Capt. Morgan planks. Lap 4: Coupon carrier completes 20 coupon squats & partner completes 20 curb dips, run 1/4 of a mile with coupon, stopping in the middle, switch coupon carrier & new coupon carrier completes 20 coupon curls & partner completes 20 Capt. Morgan planks. #Yesitwasconfusing #Butitwashard
Thang 2
BlackJack: Start on the sideline of The Mutt football field. Perform 1 Merkin – run to other sideline – perform 20 LBCs. Run back and do 2 Merkins. Run back for 19 LBCs. Rinse and Repeat until you do 20 Merkins and 1 LBC, running between the sidelines. Always adds up to 21 – BLACK JACK! We ran out of time on this one and honestly I lost count because I was gasping for air.
Name-O-Rama, no FNG’s, welcomed our boys from the Poshlands, and said a prayer of thanks for bringing all of us together. Thanks for allowing me to Q, I really enjoyed it and look forward to the next time! A quick shout out to Kidnapper Van for bringing his cones, thanks very much!
Dueces!
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