Come one. Come all. Your favorite radio personality is fresh off the vasectomy and ready to put the hurt on all you poshies who think it’s too chilly to get up and get after it tomorrow. Who think they can’t run 16 miles and do 200 dips and derkins…whose M is worried about how much Turkey they’re going to eat in the next few weeks…who wear jackets that have electric heaters in them…who wear two pairs of gloves because, ‘yeah! It’s the Rockies!’
Listen. Make tomorrow day one and not one day. Also, I need the mumblechatter, bad. No coupons. We will stay busy. Bring your running shoes and a can do attitude. Go time is 0530!
SYITG