HILLS
The Hills of St. Pats can be a beautiful sight.
When the sun rises up and shines on them bright.
But for those in the gloom we know a bit more.
Like the fact that these hills can sure make you sore.
The Baptizer is fierce, long and drawn out.
While the Hill of Stolen Souls is quite steep and quite stout.
Running up and down can be quite a chore.
And you might think to yourself this holds no a lore.
But don’t get it mixed up and act like a bitch.
Get your ass outta bed, don’t hit that snooze switch.
Come on out to the Garden tomorrow for the gloom.
Where we will hit the hills running and possibilities loom.
You’ll be sweaty and hot when we’re all done.
But for us men of the gloom, the day will have been won!