Author Archives: Jolly Rancher

Come join me tomorrow at The Mutt as I pick up my bounty from winning the bourbon raffle from Old Bay! I have no idea what we’ll be doing just yet, but that’s pretty typical for a Mutt Q, right? So, I’m sure we’ll be fine. We may make use of some coupons, but IContinue reading “Pre-blast – Jolly Rancher Q – Rooster at The Mutt – 04/25/2023!”

My bags are packed for the big trek out to over yonder to visit the fine PAX that call Stable their home. Looking forward to getting another stamp on my passport and the fresh set of tires in preparation for the long drive. Bring a coupon and let’s do this. SYITG! Jolly Rancher out!

Weather looks like another winner tomorrow. It’s been a hot minute since I made it over to Vets – so I’m excited to meet some of the new faces and hope some of the OGs make it out, too. I’m also glad the PAX that call those sacred grounds their home AO are real menContinue reading “Pre-blast – Jolly Rancher Q – The Chopper at Vets – 03/24/2023”

Go time is 7am tomorrow. No coupons required, but expect some moderate to heavy running…because, well, Saturday is Run Day. We will venture off campus just to set your expectations. Lots of options to get more better beginning though at 5am and 6am options for extra credit running if you’re feeling froggy. SYITG! Jolly RancherContinue reading “Pre-blast – Jolly Rancher Q – The Nest at The County – 03/18/2023”

Do you ever find yourself just walking through life day after day, but never really taking a minute to pause, reflect and celebrate where you came from, where you are and where you are going? More importantly, celebrate that achievement with others? If you’re being honest, then I’m sure all of the PAX can sayContinue reading “CELEBRATION DAY – Pre-Blast – Jolly Rancher Q at The Range at The Patriot – 03/15/2023!”

I’m headed back to my old stomping grounds at Pleasantville – and I couldn’t be more excited. Well, that is assuming Subprime didn’t give away my Q or doesn’t pre-blast something else later today. For those that may not be aware of this diamond in the rough, it is by far my favorite AO withinContinue reading “Pre-Blast – Jolly Rancher Q at Wisteria at Pleasantville – 03/10/2023!”

Bring a coupon and a friend for some partner work. SYITG – Jolly Rancher out!

Yes, this is a little tardy. But, in my best Marshawn Lynch voice, I needed to post something so I don’t get fined by F3 Leadership. Weather looks great for tomorrow morning. Come on out and join me for what is for sure going to be a fun one. Bring a coupon! Jolly Rancher out!

I once posted at Posh on a Saturday when it was just The Fog. But, this will be my first visit to the reboot of The MAJESTIC Fog. I can’t wait. Hope to see you there! Be prepared for a little bit of everything…coupons not required. SYTIG – Jolly Rancher out!

Tough week at work. Which means I’m cranky. Can’t wait to take it out on you guys. Almost guaranteed that there will be a pre run or ruck at 6am if you want double the credit. Otherwise, we’ll get moving at 7am as normal. Bring your coupon or get one from the cache before 7am.Continue reading “Pre-Blast – 02/11/2023 – Jolly Rancher Q – The Nest at The County”

I checked. It has been since May 6, 2022 since I made my way to the greatest AO of F3 Louisville. You read that right – nothing tops the allure, amenities, and possibilities of Pleasantville. I knew it had been a while, but I am a little surprised it has truly been that long. IContinue reading “Pre-blast – Jolly Rancher Q – Pleasantville BlackOps – 01/16/2023”

As a resident of Shelby County, I like to make a visit out to the incredible men of Bayside regularly. Sadly, it’s been too long since I was last there – but that all changes tomorrow when I make my triumphant return. Bring your coupons and SYITG! Jolly Rancher out!

Posting on a Monday has proven to be difficult for me for some reason over the past quarter. So, why not pick up a Q to force me out of the fartsack? Come join me at Posh at 0530am to start new traditions. Coupons not required. SYITG! Jolly Rancher

Come put a bow on the month of November with me tomorrow at The Patriot. Don’t forget your coupons and FNGs! SYITG! Jolly Rancher out!

Yes, you read that right. We’re going to do it up like we’ve done the past few years at The County and celebrate things the right way. That means we’re going to have all of the food choices that you love to smash down your piehole during Thanksgiving. You want mashed potatoes? We got ’em.Continue reading “Pre-Blast – 11/24 – Thanksgiving Day Buffet and Football at the County – Jolly Rancher Q!”

PAX IN VAN #2: TRAINING: Before signing up for the Bourbon Chase, I had done very little research about it.  In fact, I had done zero research about it – but I had heard from others that it was a great event and I knew it entailed a lot of running.  But, fresh off [okay,Continue reading “Back Blast – 2022 BOURBON CHASE RAGNAR RELAY – Van #2”

I’m a few days late already, so will make this one brief… PAX – Natty Lite, Sump Pump (R), Viking, DeVitto, Handbook, Finkle, EZ Pass, Jewel and Jolly Rancher (Q) Time was called and disclaimers provided. We did some quick COP which included the normal fanfare of SSHs, Grass Grabbers, Toy Soldiers, Downward Dog /Continue reading “Back Blast – Baptizer at the Garden – 10/07/2022”

I’m fresh off from vacation, which means tomorrow has the beginnings of being an epic failure or just plain epic. Come see for yourself which way the winds blow in the morning at 0530am. Bring a coupon if you don’t like the ones next to the dumpster. SYITG! Jolly Rancher out!

Not really sure what is on the menu for tomorrow morning’s weinke. So, that could mean it’s going to be really good or really bad – come find out which one. Whatever I decide, it’ll start with side-straddle hops…that’s like the sixth core principle of F3, right? Coupons will be needed and we’ll move aroundContinue reading “Pre-Blast – Jolly Rancher Q – The Defender at The Patriot – 09/02/2022”

Four years ago. Man, that’s hard to believe. I remember it like it was [almost] yesterday. And somehow within those 4-years I’ve posted 750x. I’m still no specimen of good health, but I’m certainly better off than where I started before I found F3. And, as a result I’ll chalk that up as one forContinue reading “Back Blast – Jolly Rancher’s 4-Year Postiversary and 750th Post – Loco at The County – 08/02/2022”

Four years ago…hard to believe. I’ve learned a lot about myself since then, I’ve enjoyed the new friendships, and I’ve done things that I never dreamed I would ever think of. Oh, and this actually is in celebration of my 750th post, too. Bring a coupon. And bring a sad clown that needs this inContinue reading “Pre-blast – Jolly Rancher 4-Year Postiversary – Loco at The County – 08/02/2022”

Going to keep this one brief… Time was called at 0530am and disclaimers provided [or at least I think I did them]. We moved straight into the normal Jolly Rancher COP – read prior blasts for what that entailed. PAX: Furdays Virginia Slims Brown Water Honey Do Bulletin (R) Holy Roller (R) Layover Jolly RancherContinue reading “Backblast – The Planetarium at The Boondocks – 07/26/2022”

Weather tomorrow looks perfect. Come join me for some celebrations. No coupons required. Running shoes will be needed as we will be making our way off of campus a bit. Call a HIM you haven’t seen in a while and let’s go! Hope to see you there! Jolly Rancher out!

A while back I reached out to Virginia Slims to see if the Q on 07/26/2022 was open because I didn’t see it on the calendar [my actual birthday]. But, unfortunately it wasn’t and I just can’t read…so, when Rip Van Winkle needed some help on 07/25/2022 I jumped at the opportunity and said it’sContinue reading “Back Blast – The Minuteman at The Patriot – 07/25/2022”

Tomorrow’s my birthday Q. But, keep the presents at home as it’s not technically my birthday (which is on Tuesday). Instead, bring your coupons and let’s have a party at 0530am at The Patriot. SYITG! Jolly Rancher out!

Dot reached out a few weeks ago asking if I could Q the Ruiner – as always, I said yes because I can’t say no. Meanwhile, I always love it when Site Qs ask people to Q versus throw out an empty calendar asking people to sign up. This just means he must want aContinue reading “Pre-blast – Jolly Rancher Q – The Ruiner at The O – 07/09/2022”

Last minute audible to pick up this Q from an ailing Captain Crunchberry. Never fear – went to my stash of pre-planned weinke and grabbed the one that was speaking to me when I made my way towards the car. PAX – 3G, Virginia Slims, Backflop and Jolly Rancher (Q) COP – normal stuff, nothingContinue reading “Back Blast – Moonshiner – 06/30/2022”

Glorious morning today spent with the PAX that call The Patriot their home. A bit cooler than yesterday, too, which I call a win. PAX: Layover Mannequin Ferb Rip Van Winkle Snaggletooth Saul Goodman Patty Furdays Holy Roller (R) Jolly Rancher (Q) COP: Standard business from me here: SSH Downward Dog and Runners Stretches GrassContinue reading “Back Blast – The Range at The Patriot – 06/15/2022”

I know, I know…I thought Captain Crunchberry had this Q….? Seems he’s got more important business to attend to in working on the running BlackOps at EP Tom Sawyer (shameless plug for that for those interested). That said, you’re stuck with the more handsome brother, which for those debating it…that’s me. No coupons for thisContinue reading “Jolly Rancher Q – The Range at The Patriot – 06/15/2022”

Rolled into the parking lot around 5:15am and it was empty. Took a nice gulp of refreshing water to get me one step closer to surviving the 80 degree morning workout. PAX: Cratchit Timeshare Cochran Big Bird Dot (R) Meter Maid DeVitto Brown Water Pelican Dauber Wildflower Alexa Nat Geo (R) Honey DO Abacus GiseleContinue reading “Back Blast – Loco at the County – 06/14/2022 – FLAG DAY!”