Twas the night before…

Twas the night before #wrenches

And all through the house,

All 2.0s were sleeping,

With Dad on the couch.

M was reading

While lying in bed.

Dad was sweating,

worries in his head.

“Tomorrow is wrenches,

And Nugget’s the Q.

What brutal workout

Will he have us do?

Does he have burpees

Or Merkens

Or Jack Webbs in store?

Bear crawls with yodas?

Tabatas galore?”

Drink plenty of water,

Try to get sleep.

Come find us by the Ghost Flag

(which we will surely keep)

Twas the night before #wrenches

And Nugget is QIC

No need for money,

My beatdowns are free