I hope you don’t need this, but here are the top ten reasons you should post at Pleasantville tomorrow:
#10 – Grinder is giving out coupons for free wiches! No, not really – but I got your attention!
#9 – Why work so hard all week to slack off on Friday and not post? Last one, best one – right, Big Bird?!?
#8 – Pleasantville rhymes with Louisville. And you are a PAX of F3 Louisville.
#7 – It has been high 50s or low 60s the past few days at zero dark thirty. Can’t beat this weather in July.
#6 – Pleasantville is conveniently located right off of 71 and 265. Easy drive for Mutt and County PAX.
#5 – No coupons. Fungi, Gilligan and Cowboy all put a hurting on me with them this week so far.
#4 – See #5. Its leg day!
#3 – Duck and geese watching is very accommodating from the plush, cold concrete of the amphitheater stage in between sets.
#2 – There is a 99% chance that you will feel a brisk wind, which is always blowing at Pleasantville to help dry up the sweat you are sure to expel.
#1 – IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
Hope to see you there at 0530!
Jolly Rancher!
F3 Louisville 