“WHY IS IT SNOWING LIKE EVERYDAY IN THE MIDDLE OF MARCH?!? DOESN’T ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THIS?!? I FEEL LIKE I’M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!!”
Look, I know what has to be done. We have to make a sacrifice to the gods of winter if we want this winter to end. I’ve got to say goodbye to that companion that has kept my face warm through all those single digit temperature workouts. That’s right, I’m going to sacrifice the winter beard.
So, I’ll be saying farewell until next winter, and on Thursday, for one morning only, let a special guest make an appearance in it’s place. Have you been keeping your winter beard around? Well it’s time to say goodbye and put an end to this winter. Thursday is the time to do it. Don’t have a winter beard? That’s ok, just grow one by tomorrow and then get rid of it.
“But Tron, aren’t beards the source of all of our power?” you’re probably asking. A common misconception. And to prove it, we will be performing some RECORD BREAKING feats of strength.
Other Questions?
Q: Hey, aren’t you that Dungeons and Dragons nerd??
A:
Q: But my M doesn’t like it when I grow a beard
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Q: But I like having a beard. Can’t I keep it around longer?
A:
SYITG
Tron out
I love tron blast. That is all
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Tron, I currently have a beard, but cannot be at your Q since I’m helping in Shelby County. Any advice? I’ll hang up and listen… CI
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The gods accept sacrifices regardless of location provided there is photographic evidence.
I appreciate the call.
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It must be done. FTLT. Love the show.
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Bad news Tron and Pax. I won’t have time to make the sacrifice before tomorrow.6 more weeks of winter?
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