Cap’ns long. Th’ crew be restless. First Mate Ladybird say they be on th’ verge o’ mutiny. Bunghole be in th’ brig once again. Quartermaster Stickup has charted our course, me fear we be off course. Coxswain Dynomite relayed Nice ‘n Slow ‘ave th’ scurvy. Ripple has voiced his opinion that we should throw ‘im o’erboard. Wha’ a pleasure I, Cousin Eddie, has t’ lead this merry band o’ misfits.