This is it. The last week where you can choose either to get on Santa’s good graces or just say fagettaboutit…you can’t make things better in 5 days anyway, right? Either way, whether you identify as Nice or Naughty, come out to the Boondocks to see if you are right. Both will suck; one will just suck less. Regardless, you won’t regret the decision you’ve made to pull yourselves out of the fart sack.
Bring your coupons and new guy!