04-11-2024 PreBlast The Big Kapowski Slide Rule Q

Rainy as all get out tomorrow for a Q that will feel liberating…once it is over! Get ready for an opportunity to utilize every inch of the dry space alotted to you in the AM.

The sentence is for 45 minutes in the clinker starting at 05:30 on April 11th, 2024 you will be released on parole with good behavior at 06:15.

Location: THE PORTICO BETWEEN BUILDINGS in The Big Kapowski Ward of The Bayside Prison

Provisions to bring: Orange or Striped Prison Clothes. DO NOT bring coupons they will be confiscated during processing!!

Gonna feel like Shawshank Redemption tomorrow!

Cheers! -Slide Rule

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