What’s up Primals it’s the Bacon King!!! I’m here to tell you – you don’t need PED’s to get jacked like that douche Liver King- you need healthy amounts of Bacon and Stone Age workout methods. Come to the Majestic Fog and see what’s up- no coupons they didn’t have those in the stone agesContinue reading “PB- Bacon -Q -12/10/2022- The Majestic Fog”
Bring a coupon and come find out who’s gonna carry the boats. SYITG
In honor of TEAM USA we will be doing some TEAM work tomorrow. Bring a coupon a teammate and be ready to work together.
Bring a coupon and see if we can figure out how to get to school up hill both ways. SYITG!!
Monday?….. You mean CHEST DAY!!!!! Monday is international chest day- Google it if you don’t believe me. We will explore North Posh and perform a wide variety of merkins. May even hit some international merkins too. You can’t kick the week’s ass if you fartsack on Monday!!! Get out and get better!!! No Coupons required,Continue reading “PB- 6/6/22 Bacon Q @ North Posh”
Ruler enforced <=5 inch inseam shorts required. The thighs will need room to breathe. It is leg day at the Baptizer, this means we will squat, lunge & jump. If you have bird legs it’s time we made them eagle legs. Enjoy the show- SYITG
There will be running, there will be jumping- generally hard things will be done. All the majesty of The County will be on full display. Bring a coupon an FNG and enjoy the balmy 60 degree temperatures. SYITG.
PAX: 10 men enjoyed autumnal like conditions in the gloom this morning. Mountain Momma, Nice & Slow, Subprime, Nino, Domino, Mr. Roper, Edward Scissorhands, Jewel & Bob Ross Q: Bacon Started with a Tommy Boy inspired MANIAC warmup. I brought the bluetooth speaker for one song and one song only. The Thang: Harnessing the rawContinue reading “BB: 6/24/2021 The Baptizer @ The Garden – LungeORAMA Edition”
Everything is better with bacon. Come and get some tomorrow at the Garden. Coupons, gloves and a willingness to suspend yourself upside down are needed.
Bring a coupon and pray to god you shook off your shoulder soreness if you partook of the 2nd Annual Garden Party. This is my VQ and I’ve got something special planned for you goons.