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Pre-Blast 5/5/23 Bacon Q The Baptizer @ The Garden

Tomorrow is the 149th running of the Kentucky Oaks- the Oaks love the fillies and the fillies love the OAK TREE THIGHS!!!!!! Get those legs ready for short season with a Bacon and legs beat down. You’ll need to ride a horse this weekend because your legs won’t work. Skies out THIGHS OUT!!!! SYITG!!!!

PB- Bacon -Q -12/10/2022- The Majestic Fog

What’s up Primals it’s the Bacon King!!! I’m here to tell you – you don’t need PED’s to get jacked like that douche Liver King- you need healthy amounts of Bacon and Stone Age workout methods. Come to the Majestic Fog and see what’s up- no coupons they didn’t have those in the stone agesContinue reading “PB- Bacon -Q -12/10/2022- The Majestic Fog”

12/05/22- PB- Bacon Q @ North Posh

Bring a coupon and come find out who’s gonna carry the boats. SYITG

PB -Bacon Q -11/30/2022 The Bridge @ The Posh

In honor of TEAM USA we will be doing some TEAM work tomorrow. Bring a coupon a teammate and be ready to work together.

8/22/22 Bacon Q @ The Silo

Bring a coupon and see if we can figure out how to get to school up hill both ways. SYITG!!

PB- 6/6/22 Bacon Q @ North Posh

Monday?….. You mean CHEST DAY!!!!! Monday is international chest day- Google it if you don’t believe me. We will explore North Posh and perform a wide variety of merkins. May even hit some international merkins too. You can’t kick the week’s ass if you fartsack on Monday!!! Get out and get better!!! No Coupons required,Continue reading “PB- 6/6/22 Bacon Q @ North Posh”

Skys Out THIGHS OUT- 4/29/22-Bacon Q – Baptizer @ The Garden

Ruler enforced <=5 inch inseam shorts required. The thighs will need room to breathe. It is leg day at the Baptizer, this means we will squat, lunge & jump. If you have bird legs it’s time we made them eagle legs. Enjoy the show- SYITG

Pre-Blast The Foundry @ The County

There will be running, there will be jumping- generally hard things will be done. All the majesty of The County will be on full display. Bring a coupon an FNG and enjoy the balmy 60 degree temperatures. SYITG.

BB: 6/24/2021 The Baptizer @ The Garden – LungeORAMA Edition

PAX: 10 men enjoyed autumnal like conditions in the gloom this morning. Mountain Momma, Nice & Slow, Subprime, Nino, Domino, Mr. Roper, Edward Scissorhands, Jewel & Bob Ross Q: Bacon Started with a Tommy Boy inspired MANIAC warmup. I brought the bluetooth speaker for one song and one song only. The Thang: Harnessing the rawContinue reading “BB: 6/24/2021 The Baptizer @ The Garden – LungeORAMA Edition”

PB: 6/24/21 05:30 @Garden Q: Bacon

Everything is better with bacon. Come and get some tomorrow at the Garden. Coupons, gloves and a willingness to suspend yourself upside down are needed.

3/9/2021 PreBlast for The Garden – VQ w/Bacon

Bring a coupon and pray to god you shook off your shoulder soreness if you partook of the 2nd Annual Garden Party. This is my VQ and I’ve got something special planned for you goons.