”Twas the week before Christmas and all through the streets.. the Rucker’s were rucking…. Ah fuck that. We are gonna hit more spots than that damn elf on the shelf.
Requirements for Ruck
- Ruck or backpack with weight. GoRuck recommends 20lbs for those under 150lbs and 30lbs for those over. You’re an adult. Do what you do.
- One sharpie marker any color or size
- Dress for the weather. Again, you are adults.
- Change of cloths, talking to you PK, for final destination
- $20 cash at event or Venmo @hanley777 or PayPal firstname.lastname@example.org. Furthest $20 will ever go less a woman of the night in Key West (ask Buschhhhhh. Great story)
- Bring cell phone and wallet/cash
- Start time is 8pm. Please show up by 7:50.
- Meet at The Mutt (Holy Trinity Parish School)
If you haven’t signed up, what are you waiting for? For god sake Buschhhhh is Co-Q’ing a Ruck! And there is a commemorative shirt, that is far better than that sweater Aunt Mildred’s been knitting for you all year. And do you really think there isn’t going to be water, malt, barley and hops involved???