PreBlast for The Blender at The Mutt, an interview with Roosevelt E. Roosevelt

My good friend Roosevelt E. Roosevelt won’t make it to the WO tomorrow, but I called to get his thoughts on the conditions.

What do you think about my Weinke Roosevelt? “It’s hot! Damn hot! Real hot! Hottest things is my shorts. I could cook things in it. A little crotch pot cooking.”

Thanks. How do you think the Pax will like it? “Fool, it’s hot! I told you again! Were you born on the sun? It’s damn hot! It’s so damn hot, I saw little guys, their orange robes burst into flames. It’s that hot! Do you know what I’m talking about?”

Well what do think the conditions will be like once we start working out tomorrow? “It’s gonna be hot and wet! That’s nice if you’re with a lady, but ain’t no good if you’re in the parking lot!”

Thanks Roosevelt. There you have it boys. No surprises. We’ll be hot and wet getting better.