BB – 4/10/2019 – #THE TANK (THUNDER OVER MALITO!)

WE CAME, WE SAW, WE MANMAKERED!!  IT WAS COLD, DREARY MORNING, INT HE WEE HOURS BEFORE THE DAWN OF A NEW DAY.  WE TOOK TO THE FIELD LIKE RUDY’S RUNNING ONTO THE FIELD FOR HIS LAST AND FINAL PLAY…

PAX: MALITO (Q), TANNY FAYE BAKER, JOHNNY ON THE POT (FNG), FLOUNDER, SWEET TART, DRYSDALE, MEATBALL, PK, MCAFEE

IT STARTED WITH A DISCLAIMER AND THEN QUICKLY SPIRALED INTO SOME SSH, TO GRASS GRABBERS, TO CALF STRETCHES, TO COBRA…

WE THEN DECIDED IT WAS TIME FOR THANG 1 AND SO IT WAS OFF WE WENT ON A MILE JAUNT TO THE CONCRETE BLEAHERS BY THE LOWER BASEBALL FIELD. WHERE WE PROCEEDED TO BANG OUT SOME 11’S.  DERKINS AND DIPS.

THEN THANG 2 FELT APPROPRIATE AND WE MOSEYED TO THE HILL OF PAIN, AKA THE HILL AND WE DID A BEAR CRAWL TO THE TOP AND 5 BURPESS AND THE CRAWL BEAR BACK DOWN (MIND YOU THE WET GRASS DID NOT PLAY FAVORABLE WITH 50 DEGREE WEATHER).  WE RINSE AND REPEATED THIS UNTIL WE WORKED OUR BURPESS TO 0.

NOW IT WAS TIME FOR THE MAIN COURSE.  THANG 3 AS WE CALL IT THE TANK.  WE MOSEYED TO THE JEFFERSONIAN PARKING LOT AND GRABBED SOME COUPONS.  WE THEN BEGAN DOING 10 MANMAKERS AND WALK ABOUT 50 YARDS WITH THE COUPON HELD OVER YOUR HEAD THE WHOLE TIME, AT THE OTHER END WE DID 9 MANAKERS AND BACK WITH THE COUPON OVER UNTIL WE WERE DONE.

WE MOSEYED BACK TO THE MEMORIAL FOR SOME MARY.  TO THE TOMB!!! WE DID 50 BIG BOYS AND 35 AMERICAN HAMMERS.

TAMMY FAYE BAKER BROUGHT AN FNG WHO WAS RIGHTLY NAMED JOHNNY ON THE POT

COT AND PRAYERS ENSUED.

HONORED TO LEAD THE PAX.

MALITO OUT.

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