Zack: Heyyyy BigBird!
Bird: Yo Zack! What it do?!
Zack: Did you know that Loverboy, Styx and REO Speedwagon are coming to Riverbend this Saturday? Also I heard you have the Q at Bayside on Thursday! You should give them a blast from the past!
Bird: That’s a totally rad idea Zack!
Duuudes! If your still working on your totally bodacious Dad bods I think it would be righteous if you made the smooth move like ex-lax out to Shelbyville ITG. Sport some tubular 80’s gear if you have it. Bring your Reebok pumps or Pro Wings for running and leave your coupon at the crib. The only heinous thing would be to stay in the fartsack!