Being a Marine, I appreciate a good looking man in uniform, even one consisting mostly of bronze. The inspiration gleaned from the stoic gaze of the Colonel, standing watch over our toils is unparalleled, except perhaps by the ghostly glow of the memorial at Vets. Thus, the core of my excitement in returning once more to the Patriot stems from sweating under those watchful eyes of the minute man. With every beat of the heart and flutter of our kicks we will earn our sunshine for the morning that lies in wait for us.
Join me, as together we eliminate the slothful temptations of the fartsack and conquer every apprehension about achieving the best version of ourselves possible. Each HIM that accompanies me will be issued a sense of self worth, dignity, and brotherhood. Iron Sharpens Iron. SYITG.