Pre-blast 5/5 – The Chopper with fertile myrtle

Your well rode mare, Fertile Myrtle is certainly a filly no more, but she will have you running like the thoroughbreds you all are at the Chopper tomorrow. That’s it. All the good derby metaphors are already used up. Horses don’t crave bacon, that’s just weird. Leg Day at Vets, bring coupons. SYITG!

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