Disclaimer: must read this Pre Blast using your best Irish accent
Alright the lotta ya. Ya bunch a eejits. Come out in the top o’ the Marin and let’s git happy out. Tomorrow be one those days like hens teeth. You won’t be knowin if yer beyont or if yer comin in arseways. No matter the what, fun times’ll be had and ya be feelin wired to the moon while it’s still the wee hours of your weekend start.
Bring your trainers to catch a mosey. Bring a mate to join the craic. Leave yer bricks it home. We’ll find other quare shite to get after.