Gents!
Tomorrow morning will be an amazing morning to get out and get better. We’re gonna great weather, but even better mumblechatter. We’re gonna run and run and run. We’re gonna use our body weight to lift ourselves off the ground. We’re gonna put our feet at higher elevations and put our chests on the ground, you may even see a return of the infamous alligator merkin. No coupons needed.
Come out and show some love to your brothers.
Your boy,
TM