When it comes to being Trump welllll.....everything pretty much turns out to be awesome....or a complete lie. On Monday I sent my security detail to the O to survey the area. I was busy selecting a new Supreme Court Justice. At first there were no signs of Coupons or Trumpons (pavers for common folk) anywhere. … Continue reading The O – Bag o Wrenches Backblast. Seneca….we have a problem
A Pre is something before. Kinda like a Pre party. Or a Pre caution. This is a Pre blast. Trump has been busy visiting his RE holdings in NYC all the while Pre paring for Tuesday’s Bag O Wrenches at THE O. It’s my one Yr Anniversary Celebration. It will be YUUUUUGe! Thousands I hear … Continue reading TRUMP Bag o Wrenches Pre…..
Disclaimer- I am not a politician however I play one at F3. I failed to share these details this morning to many new PAX I have yet to get to know.....that’s on me. Several this morning probably wondered WTF is wrong with this dude ( I get this a lot) and why does he think … Continue reading The Carpenter Backblast 4/10/18
Spring Break is over. Time to get back to reality. Hope everyone has been studying....there will be a test Tuesday April 10th at 5:30am @thecarpenter. What...you’ve been relaxing, over eating and started happy hour at noon every day? No problem.....this test will determine what you’ve learned errr....forgotten over the break. Check out the APFT calculator … Continue reading The Carpenter Pre Blast
Well there were multiple standing ovations this morning. I'm really an intelligent person so I know how great this morning really was. I mean really great. 18 pax showed up but my team is confirming more like 58 were there. So great, believe me. Vincent(respect), butcher, abicus, red roof, CI, Mayberry, Starchild, Methane, Mr Clean, … Continue reading TRUMP Backblast beatdown. The hardest working guy ever proved who’s the best
Believe me, I mean truly....believe me. You don't want to miss this workout at the O tomorrow. I will take a mediocre site and make it unbelievable. I mean really great. My team is scouting it out now. Fox News is calling it the greatest. "I think i am, actually humble. I think I'm much … Continue reading TRUMP 10/26 at the O Preblast.
15 pax showed up in the gloom in the hope of tax cuts. Seacrest,bartman,red roof,diablo,force close,glennross,nugget,scratch,doubledown,abacus,loco,MacLean,beancounter,splinter,trump cop Speed rope for 1 min 15 arm circles forward and back 15 imperial walkers 5 side burbees 10 reverse plank leg raises 1min plank Thang 1 ran at at trump like pace for a bit. Promised to send … Continue reading Trump Backblast Winning # beatdown