I️ am Star Child, and I️ am the current Site Q for the best AO, Poshlands. There are two very good reasons why I️ am the Poshlands Site Q. 1- I️ posted to the O before Methane did 2- We wanted an AO closer to home That’s about I️t. I️ had zero knowledge if PoshlandsContinueContinue reading “DO SOMETHING STUPID”
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F3 Franklin #recon. My best/worst F3 decision yet
WARNING: Guys, don’t go to Franklin. Just go somewhere else. If you are looking for a beat down in Franklin, you are going to be dissappointed. I️t was nothing close to a beat down. I️t was a SLAUGHTER. They put a new F in F3, and not the good kind. Hell, I️ can barely typeContinueContinue reading “F3 Franklin #recon. My best/worst F3 decision yet”
R&R Backblast at Posh
This is hands down the easiest read in the history of backblasts. We rinsed. We repeated. As easy as it is to read, it was doubly hard for the PAX. PAX: 16! PK, Uncle Rico, Gypsy, Swifty, Force Close, Tool ✊️🍆😜Time, Methane, Dynomite!, Glaucoma, Bobross, Ice Man, Dunphy, Dutch Oven, Nugget, Mr. 🎩, and ⭐️👶.ContinueContinue reading “R&R Backblast at Posh”
Preblast The Bridge
I really, really hate redundancy. I just can’t stand it. You will too if you come to the #Poshlands tomorrow. SYITG I really, really hate redundancy. I just can’t stand it. You will too if you come to the #Poshlands tomorrow. SYITG
HIMsgiving- November 22nd!
Bring the Ms and 2.0s for the inaugural HIMsgiving to spread some second F, and enjoy BOURBON (this should help any WO the next morning). Here’s the details: Hosted by Bobross at the Willowgate Clubhouse 1131 Blackthorn Rd 7pm-? Bring the family, some grub, and a bottle of bourbon! Bobross is hosting a blind tastingContinueContinue reading “HIMsgiving- November 22nd!”
Poshland M Challenge- PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY
This is gonna suck. It’s gonna suck real bad. The next phase of the M challenge comes from the Poshlands. You gotta put your phone away from the time you get home from work, till all Ms and 2.0s are down for the night. Trying to put 2.0s into their fartsack at 7pm doesn’t count.ContinueContinue reading “Poshland M Challenge- PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY”
Uncle Rico’s VQ’s #thefog
Uncle Rico makes his debut tomorrow at #poshlands. If you haven’t heard, he was kind of a big deal in ‘82.
Ice Man was singing in the rain
F3 Poshland Backblast 10/23 Iceman – Q 9 HIMs took the bait and swam up to the Flags in the gloom. The school swam to the parking lot and circled up for a quick warmup. Abe Vigoda 20, Arm Circles for awhile, Plank w/shoulder tap 20, Mountain Climbers 20, Merkins 25 I hooked everyone thinkingContinueContinue reading “Ice Man was singing in the rain”
Parklands Back Blast
We worked out. Well, I guess I will expand… Weather: Clear Temp: 41° PAX: 13 HIMS… No FNGS: PK, Gypsy, Glaucoma, SteEmer, Methane, Rhythm, Bobross, Swifty, TootTime, Indo, Force Close, Mr. Hat, Star Child, and THE MUTHA F*N GHOST FLAG!!! Winter is coming, and 41° will feel like Florida summer weather soon, but it didContinueContinue reading “Parklands Back Blast”
Parklands Preblast
We are gonna work out
Welcome to LOCKTOBER!
It’s a new month, and a new start. Headlock an OAD (One and Done) who’s been before but never returned. Get him back and keep on him. Let’s lock these guys in before the chill. ⭐️👶
Ice Man VQ Back Blast- It was a beach
VQ – Iceman 11 HIMS like a blind squirrel finds a nut found the BEACH this morning. We had a little sand and land fun in the gloom. We dedicated our post to our fathers. The great men who helped make us the great men we are today and are striving to be. AO: the BEACH Warmup -ContinueContinue reading “Ice Man VQ Back Blast- It was a beach”
Mark your calendar: F3 Lunch
We burn calories all the time…. now let’s add some together. Mark your calendar to meet up at Brownies every other Friday of the month! Time and location is on the Q Calendar on F3 Louisville website and right over here ———->
Listen to Red Roof and Star Child chat F3 on the internets
Last week YHC and Red Roof had the opportunity to talk a little F3 with Dan Vonderheide and Stephanie White on their Podcast, 40ish. Listen and share. Hopefully they ask us back! F3 Louisville on 40ish
Poshland has a location this Saturday!
Since Parklands is closed for the Pumpkin Run this Saturday, Ice Man has arranged a temporary location! We will meet at The Blind Squirrel, 7am this Saturday (9/30). Get ready for some plyometrics in the sand! Address: 592 N English Station Rd
PARKLANDS CLOSED THIS SATURDAY
The Posh will have to slum it at the O or Mutt this Saturday, 9/30 due to a race. It stinks that Parklands is the nicest location in Louisville, and in such high demand.
You won’t read this Back Blast
I know, you get a tweet, email, and fax from F3 every three hours, so I am not gonna sugar coat the fact that there are maybe four people who will read this back blast in it’s entirety. Captain Insane-O will obviously read it twice, Red Roof will read it all, and depending on howContinueContinue reading “You won’t read this Back Blast”
Star Child Pre-Blast
As a precursor to Saturday ‘s convergence, I have a lot to cover you with: Tomorrow will suck, in a good way Bring a bottle of bourbon and $25 cash for #SamStrong. Zartan is the Q on this and will be there to give you a mouthful. Bring stuff for St. John Center, Methane willContinueContinue reading “Star Child Pre-Blast”
Mr. Hat VQ Yoga!
Since Mr. and Mrs. Hat are on the road for the weekend, just after his VQ, Star Child is here to offer his Back Blast. He had his VQ upon my request since I thought he knew a little about Yoga, and I was spot on. We ran, we crawled, we fell. Yoga is rough,ContinueContinue reading “Mr. Hat VQ Yoga!”
The Heist- From ⭐️👶 Perspective…
Guys, today was epic. Some guys lubed up a shovel with Icy Hot, some guys ran 5 miles to steal it, and all of us worked out harder than we ever would have if we didn’t find F3. That said, I thought I’d finish where captain left off on his BB….First of all, I wokeContinueContinue reading “The Heist- From ⭐️👶 Perspective…”
Rhythm knocked us all up
As tradition, of you ask for help with the BB, you get some haze… Rhythm may be busy with #5 on the way, but it’s no excuse to delay his more important F3 family to DELIVER his WRAP up!QIC: Rhythm (VQ) 16 PAX: Dexter, Kilo, Mr Hat, Methane, Glaucoma, Taco, Little Smokey, Pope, Gypsy, Captain Insano,ContinueContinue reading “Rhythm knocked us all up”
Rhythm at the Q
Rhythm will be sure to surprise us all, with his amazing methods.BRING COUPONS!
Star Child lays a beat down before the #rapture
Before everyone goes blind at 2:27 today, 15 HIMs gathered at Parklands to pray to the F3 gods. Newman, Hammer, Mr. Hat, Tron, Pope, Taco, Methane, Glaucoma, Double Down, Tool Time, Bobross, Caption Insane-o, Force Close, Gypsy, and yours truly, Star Child at the Q.As I said in the Pre Blast, we aren't the onlyContinueContinue reading “Star Child lays a beat down before the #rapture”
Star Child is Parklands Q on Moons Photobomb!
It’s fitting that I Q tomorrow. The stars are aligned. We may not be the only cult in a circle tomorrow, BUT WE WILL BE THE FIRST!
Star Child over cooks the Egg at the Inubator
13 HIMs posted at the #incubator in the Gloom this morning, including an FNG who found us through #artofmanliness. PAX included Dan (FNG) Professor, Force Close, Tool Time, Hammer, Methane, Bobross, Taco, Fro, Flea, Lil Smoky, Double Down, Gypsy, and yours truly, Star Child.Warning: this was a hard one to start the week… COP-20 SSHContinueContinue reading “Star Child over cooks the Egg at the Inubator”
Start your week off right with the #Incubator
Enjoy your day of rest, because Star Child has a smokin idea for tomorrow. #F3Parklands #Incubator
Star Child Does Yoga- Indy Recon
YHC has been down and out for nearly two weeks, so after feeling anxious and fat, I took the opportunity to recon in Indy since I was up there for work anyways. After a few u-turns and circles around Indy, I rolled up to 8 HIMs to join them in the Gloom. After some fistContinueContinue reading “Star Child Does Yoga- Indy Recon”
The Ghost Flag
The Ghost Flag: this additional flag will float between AOs, only to be taken if another AO posts five HIMs at a workout. Then it’s theirs to take to their home AO. I hope it travels around guys!
Pre-Blast: FIRST #PARKLANDS WORKOUT WEDNESDAY
Be a part of history tomorrow morning and join us for the FIRST workout at Parklands! Methane and I (Star Child) have scouted the area, and I am ready to plant the flag in a new home! For those who are new, don’t worry! You will get the hang of all of this quickly. IfContinueContinue reading “Pre-Blast: FIRST #PARKLANDS WORKOUT WEDNESDAY”
The Parklands Recon
Morning ladies. Since I’ve been out of commission for a week (dragging 4 daughters through DC in 98° heat), and leaving again today for Nolin, I grabbed Cindarella (Methane, since he slept in on Thursday because it was raining 😩), and we went on a recon mission to The Parklands, in preparation of July 12th.ContinueContinue reading “The Parklands Recon”