TLDR (stolen from Capn Crunchberry)- Bernie up the HSS. Indian Run along perimeter of campus. HILL REPEATS w/ curls to press, split leg squats 10, 12, 14, 16, 18, and 20 reps of each. That’s 12 trips up the hill. The text to the Garden thread from Catfish… “In case y’all were wandering, Jewel delivered…Jesus”ContinueContinue reading “BB – Cliffs at The Garden – 4.13.21 w/ Jewel”
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4.13.21 – The Cliffs at The Garden w/ Jewel
Coupons. Running Shoes. Come get some. SYITG – Jewel
3.19.21- The Baptizer @ The Garden w/ Jewel
Nothing like a Q at the Baptizer to help celebrate completing the IHC. Today was my 66th post during the competition, so we went with a little Route 66 theme, finished with some (R)espect for our F3 treasure, Husky. 0515- disclaimer was given. Absolutely not a professional, no training, take anything I say as aContinueContinue reading “3.19.21- The Baptizer @ The Garden w/ Jewel”
3.19.21- The Baptizer w/ Jewel
I’ve got the Q at The Baptizer tomorrow. It’ll be colder than today, but I promise you won’t notice. Coupon and running shoes. I know at least @Le Pew , @WILDFLOWER and @Diane Dukes will like the playlist. 0515- 0615 SYITG – Jewel
BB- 3.13.21 – The Nest w/ Jewel
Every once in a while, I like a WO that all you need is weight, some tunes, and a great set of PAX to get after it with…today was that day. Weather: 40ish and cloudyPAX: HushpuppyDevittoWILDflowerButtermilkHusky (R)Jolly RancherHot WheelsAsian Zing (R)Short CircuitTimeshareFungiHoly Roller (R)PelicanCratchitHoney DoBrown WaterLePewYankovic (R)Captain CrunchberryTidwellWide RightDiane DukesJewel (QIC) 0700 and the disclaimer,ContinueContinue reading “BB- 3.13.21 – The Nest w/ Jewel”
3.13 – The Nest at The County – Jewel Q
Bring your coupons and running shoes. Also – the Indians blew a 3-1 lead. #GoCubsGo SYITG – Jewel
2.27.21 Back Blast – The Fog w/ Jewel
Saturday mornings at The Fog are awesome. Especially when it is sunny outside. Yesterday was not that day. So we just got to work. Weather: Foggy and a little wet. 45ish degrees. PAX:F-StopJitterbug (R)Number 2 (R)MinnowBungholeHot WheelsMeter MaidJewel Q Disclaimer given. Not a professional. Pandemic – stay at appropriate distance to the next man. ModifyContinueContinue reading “2.27.21 Back Blast – The Fog w/ Jewel”
2.27 Pre-Blast The Fog @ The Posh w/ Jewel
0545 Pre-Ruck 0700- The Fog Come get your mumble chatter in early. There won’t be much air in those lungs come 0701. Coupons and running shoes. SYITG- Jewel
BB – Big Mo @ Vets 2.15.21- Jewel
The start of Snowmaggedon hit early Monday morning. I woke up to a text from Worm “F it, I’m coming.” Apparently I missed the one from Sunday night that said he wasn’t going to make it. It looked it would be just the two of us up until a 0527, then the “flood gates” openedContinueContinue reading “BB – Big Mo @ Vets 2.15.21- Jewel”
2.15.21- Big Mo at Vets
Snow won’t stop the gains made at Vets tomorrow. Come move some weight. Bring a coupon and a friend. Rucks and sandbags encouraged. 0530. May need boots and snow shovels. But don’t let that discourage you. SYITG – Jewel
WARNING – POSH CLOSED 2.12-2.13
ALL ENTRANCES TO THE POSH WILL BE CLOSED FOR THE WEEKEND PER YOSHI. The Fog is cancelled on 2/13/21. Stay tuned to Slack for more details on the 2.14.21 MumbleRuck.
2.1.21 BB- Incubator @ Posh
Nothing like realizing you have a Q in two days when you’re knee deep in a bottle of brown-water. Good looking out, @nattylite502. Ah – the Posh… such opportunity for total beatdown. I had planned to utilize the infamous and universally hated Kraken burpee to administer said beatdown, but Mother Nature protected the PAX inContinueContinue reading “2.1.21 BB- Incubator @ Posh”
The Incubator at Posh 2.1.21
Start your February off right! Lots of awesome options tomorrow. Can’t go wrong, unless you stay in the fartsack. Coupons. Gloves. Running shoes. Be ready to work. SYITG- Jewel
1.23.21 BB- The Ruiner at The O
It was cold. Holy crap. But fret not- we would be moving throughout the workout. Brave PAX Vincent – R Handbook Diane Dukes Tammy Faye Violet Subprime Latex Field Hockey – FNG Jewel – Q Disclaimer was given. We circled up at the Tennis courts for COP- SSH IC x 20/ 5 Boyos Toy SoldiersContinueContinue reading “1.23.21 BB- The Ruiner at The O”
The Ruiner – 1.23.21 w/ Jewel
It’s been a doozy of a week. Gonna keep it going tomorrow at the OG spot. No coupons. Running shoes and gloves highly recommended. 0700-0800 SYITG- Jewel
1.19.21 – BB The Cliffs at The Garden w/ Jewel
I’ve had my birthday Q planned for a little while, then the other day thought of something that sounded terrible in my head, and thought today would be a good day to unleash it on the HIM of the Garden. I did get nervous that ice may make the plan a little too dangerous. LuckilyContinueContinue reading “1.19.21 – BB The Cliffs at The Garden w/ Jewel”
Preblast – 1.19.21 – The Cliffs at The Garden w/ Jewel
Come help me start my birthday celebration tomorrow. Coupons and gloves. SYITG – Jewel
BB – 1.16.21 – The Hurt at The Mutt w/ Jewel
I GOT LARRY FLYNT OUT ON A SATURDAY. How do you like them apples?! The rest of this is completely secondary. Also, this was my VQ at the Mutt. 0700 – Disclaimer0703 – The final Mutter shows up Brave PAX: Diane DukesSoft TopCousin EddieDigiornioSnowmanGlen RossTigerTureenLarry FlyntPeeping TomFridgeFallguy (R)FrostyNattyLiteBuschhhhhWham-O (R)Jewel – QIC I have a greatContinueContinue reading “BB – 1.16.21 – The Hurt at The Mutt w/ Jewel”
1.16.21 – The Hurt at The Mutt
Looking forward to my VQ at the Mutt tomorrow. Been trying to HL a local, so we might go annoy him show him what F3 is all about. Plan to get mobile for a little bit. Will need coupons and running shoes. Don’t forget to go see Rusty at 6:30. SYITG – Jewel
The Escalator at The Abyss – Backblast 1.13.21 w/ Jewel
The single darkest AO in all of F3 Nation. I won’t listen to any argument that says otherwise. And I think it’s awesome. Only place in F3 Louisville there’s a real possibility of being mauled by coyotes. Once Iron Horse came out, Squid was one of the first people I reached out to in orderContinueContinue reading “The Escalator at The Abyss – Backblast 1.13.21 w/ Jewel”
Pre-Blast 1.13.21 – The Escalator @ The Abyss w/ Jewel
Come one, come all to the only AO that gets darker as the WO progresses. We will move, we will use coupons. 0530 The Abyss. Coupons, Gloves, Running shoes are suggested.
The Bridge BB – 1.6.21 w/ Jewel
I love the smell of merkins in the Gloom, smells like victory. 0530 – Disclaimer given. Not a professional, no formal training, modify as needed, but do the work. Don’t cheat yourself. This is meant to be hard – push yourself to get better. Off to the coupon lot… Weather – 32ish deg – notContinueContinue reading “The Bridge BB – 1.6.21 w/ Jewel”
The Bridge at Posh- 1.6 w/ Jewel
Garden party at Posh. Coupons. Gloves. Running shoes. Be ready to work at 0530. Let’s GO!
BackBlast – 11.27.20 – The Baptizer at The Garden at North Posh
Yes, for the 3 of you reading this I know it is late…very late. But you don’t understand, Black Friday also BCBS day, so there was some very important beer to purchase and as luck would have it, drink on Friday which has delayed the writing of this all important BB. I was pumped forContinueContinue reading “BackBlast – 11.27.20 – The Baptizer at The Garden at North Posh”
10.30.20 – Halloween Eve @ The Baptizer Ghost Q
That ghastly ghost says…”There will be running, couponing, and handsoming. Accordingly, bring running shoes, a coupon, and those pretty Garden faces. Come get wrecked at the Baptizer.”
PreBlast Ghost Q Cloverfield at The Garden- 10.29.20
Date checked and rechecked for our main man Pelican. And we saved this PreBlast for last, well, because that’s what you do when you have the best Ghost Q on a Thursday in October lined up for your AO. Need not worry about the rain, it’s is just water. You won’t melt. Coupons needed. MentalContinueContinue reading “PreBlast Ghost Q Cloverfield at The Garden- 10.29.20”
Ghost Q at The Tank – 10.28.20
Ghost Q week is awesome. Something fun about not knowing who is going to be the man that morning. Today seemed perfect, a little mist, dark and, well, GLOOMY. I’ve been looking forward to this for a few weeks since Meatball reached out to me. I was even more excited when a few of theContinueContinue reading “Ghost Q at The Tank – 10.28.20”
BB- Cloverfield Q School at The Garden 10.8.20
Another awesome morning in the gloom. Lower 50s, no clouds, no rain, just the smell of napalm in the morning…well, maybe not napalm… but you get the picture. Nothing like stepping outside for workout in the gloom when the weather is like this. This is my first go round with Q school as a memberContinueContinue reading “BB- Cloverfield Q School at The Garden 10.8.20”
Pre-Blast 10.8.20 – Cloverfield @ The Garden
It’s Q School, again… and this time we are all going back to school. Bring a coupon. We will go over the basics of Q school, The Garden way. SYITG – Jewel
BB – The Bridge 9.30.20 w/ Jewel
Twas a fine morning, 47deg and clear skies (perfect for a fat guy). All signs set up for a fantastic weinke. If only the Q was prepared and organized… well, I was kinda. I had written up the WO the night before, got Stick Up to agree to let me borrow his lights and meetContinueContinue reading “BB – The Bridge 9.30.20 w/ Jewel”