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I think I remember how to do this…… 1. get up early-ish 9. Wear pastel 3. Be in my front yard at 5:13 0. Say 👋 to Buuuuuuuuuschhh 7. Look for Zartan and Mouth 2. Clown carT to the O in a clowncarT 6. Protest any and all SSHs 13. Laugh 8. Get better B.ContinueContinue reading “EC TOG Black Ops PB”

Welp. I’ll admit it. I took losing The “Best BB of the year” award pretty hard at the F3-eeys award banquet. I guaranteed victory to my M, and she hired a photographer, and had a private velvet roped off room reserved downstairs for a VIP post party celebration……..alas……..joke’s on me. CI won, and I wentContinueContinue reading “The Mulch @f3themutt Zoo Birthday Q”

There I was one mid October afternoon, scanning GQ’s Fall Fashion page, when a Slack message from Airplane pops up. So I said to myself, “self-let’s see what ole airplanes is up to.” Bad idea. Not as bad an idea as the leopard pants I was staring at….but…yeah. bad idea. Or so I thought. Hmm.ContinueContinue reading “12.20.18 The Zoo V-CountyQ B.B.”

My quest to post AND Q at all of the fine AO’s throughout @F3Louisville is getting 1 step closer to completion, as I venture out to the County for a pre Christmas beat down. I’ll probably bring some tricks from the Mutt, and will try to have some original ideas(jab. Not a jab). I mayContinueContinue reading “Zoolander V-CountyQ PreBlast”

A proper beat DOWN to honor DOUBLE DOWN requires DOUBLE the Q’s and DOUBLE the pre-blasts. Here’s what’s going DOWN DOUBLE Q’s – ZooGrinder Wear black on black. Or DOUBLE black Bring an ace of spades. Write a note to DOUBLE DOWN. We’ll have extras There will be a theme. No hints. Sorry. Grinder wasn’tContinueContinue reading “12.4.18 beat DOWN in Honor of DOUBLE DOWN @f3themutt”

Welp. Thanks Zima. I may need to reach out to Nugget on how to handle a wet Weinke. It’s gonna be wet. We’ll probably be “off the turf” but we ain’t gonna hide under the portico. I’ll be delivering some Breeders Cup knowledge, and there may be a theme. And there may be a plan.ContinueContinue reading “Zoolander’s Breeders Cup Preview Q 11.1.18 PreBlast”

No gas card. No problem. Backdraft and Gepetto provided the petroleum and clown car, while Tony Malito, WeEdWaCKeR, and the rest of the Tank PAX provided the fumes. 🤢 Kilo asked me to Q a while back, and I obliged. I’ll do anything for him. Plus..I get it. Changing seasons coupled with the New FallContinueContinue reading “The Tank B.B. 10.17.18 @fpk4 ZooQ. No Gas Card. No Problem”

When the Neon Tank “Kilo” asks you for a favor….you do it. I’d do anything for this guy. So when he asked me to Q last Wednesday- I said “No.” I actually said, “No…I’m outta town. But I’ll take the next Wednesday.” And the next Wednesday is now this Wednesday, so I need to comeContinueContinue reading “Zoolander VQ at “The Tank” PreBlast 10.17.18”

5 High Quality Pax Trump! – TANKED and the Knee is rounding into form nicely and is so good. Just spectacular. I mean. It’s beautiful-that knee. Grinder – TANKED and was an early HC. He said on Monday – he would HC if I avoided the “Managed meadows”. Done. Stud. FloJo – TANKED and theContinueContinue reading “9.18.18 BackBlast @F3LouisvilleCarpenter”

I’m Qing tomorrow. I may take the Altima off-road. 9 is half of 18. I think maybe I should incorporate this cool date to Bti the meinke. I should also tell you that I am not embracing the Managed meadow scene. We may get on grass, but only if it’s manicured-ish. Grinder is a HC.ContinueContinue reading “Carpenter PreBlast 9.18.18”

Ok. Maybe that was click bait. So this is the B.B. of one of the other F3 Louisville AO’s that also worked out on Thursday morning. If you are one of the new 238 twitter followers to @f3louisville – this took place at Seneca Park. We had a Q who actually participated in the workContinueContinue reading “B.B. 8.30.18 @Of3Louisville Temple of Gloom”

Star Child can have is cameras and 100 SSH’s. Zoo going old school in both wardrobe and PAX. (Also going 3rd person) Here’s a quick checklist if you’re posting at The Temple of Gloom: Cameras❌ SSH❌ Bring headlamps or flashlights ✅ Makeup❌ Quimby✅ Moonlight✅ Country Boy✅ Ranger Panties❌ Fridge✅ Glenn✅ Neon❌ Hard work✅ Laughs✅✅✅ youContinueContinue reading “8.30.18 @OF3Louisville Pre-Blast. Temple of Gloom”

I love that F3 Louisville is finally getting some major media recognition. I can’t wait to see the clip. T-Claps to Noxeema!! ‘Bout time they recognize. If the WHAS piece gets 1 sad clown off the couch, and into the gloom, where we know he’ll get better (at everything) – then it’s a success. IContinueContinue reading “Counter-Programming at The O This Thursday 8.30.18 Pre-Pre-Blast”

You know How recently there has been a trend of pax writing the back blast for the Q? Kind of fun right? Getting the deats from a different perspective. Well, This isn’t one of them. This BB is being written because….umm….well…..Quimby is on holiday, Quimbying….and I’m guessing it’s not on his radar. And Buuuuusch, Wham,ContinueContinue reading “B.B. B.O. Old School @OF3louisville 8.20.18”

“The rumors of my F3 death have been greatly exaggerated.” -Zoo 7/26/18. Mark Twain may have stolen my line at some point. Not sure. I’ve heard the rumors. Some are true. Some aren’t. Yeah, I got recruited to B3. What about it? They were looking to up their inseam game, and I was intrigued. IContinueContinue reading “7.26.18 @f3themutt @fpk4 B.B. CO-Q with GlennRoss #Extender”

It’s the M’s birthday!! So I thought I’d celebrate by waking her up at 5:04 am, and Qing the Extender with my good buddy GlennRoss for a tag team beat down at the Mutt. Please help me out – and bring a flower, or a card, or perfume, or anything Tory Burch. Oh…..and bring aContinueContinue reading “Extender PreBlast 7.26.18 @f3themutt”

F3 is great for a lot of reasons. One of those reasons is the accountability we all share to help each other get better. I’m not good at these Saturday back blasts. I’m even more worser when I type half of it, and lose it cuz I’m not real good at WordPress, or really anythingContinueContinue reading “6.16.18 B.B. 1year anniversary -1 week late”

I’m traveling. No gas card needed! I’ll be wearing something nice. Maybe. I’ll be wearing my “O” face. Definitely. We will do 0 SSH. Definitely. I will come up with a Weinke by 8am. Def We’ll have fun…and get better……and celebrate! I may even bring some gifts to the “motherland” Zoo

Welp. No jokes today. Turns out the joke is on me….. The 1st F of F3, and a healthy dose of pyramid scheme type peer pressure is why I joined F3—but the 2rd F is actually my favorite F. It keeps me coming back for more. This week we changed HDHH AO’s, and I wasContinueContinue reading “@F3theMutt B.B. 5.17.18 Let’s Go Yachting!”

You know how it always seems to rain when Nugget Q’s? Or how that one time when Busch solo Q’d he brought a keg? Or how you know you’re gonna do some sort of awful exercise set to music when Glauc Q’s? Or how CI wears smedium everything? Or how spreadsheet dresses like it’s January-ContinueContinue reading “@F3TheMutt PreBlast #Extender 5.17.18”

Wanna hear a joke? Ok. Good. What’s the difference between a 4×4 off road MOAB Jeep, and a standard issue company car? A standard issue Nissan Altima company car can go anywhere!!🤪 So, I take my Q’s seriously. If guys wake up before 5am to follow me and my Weinke – then I’m gonna beContinueContinue reading “@F3Carpenter B.B. 5.15.18 @F3Louisville—- Off Roadin’ Edition!”

I’m taking my limited talents on the road for my Carpenter VQ tomorrow. There may or may not be a TankTop in that Bally garment bag. I posted last Thursday…which was my first post since the Black Ops Marathon Relay for Hope Scarves (A damn good time, and an even better event) I’ve been aContinueContinue reading “@F3Carpenter 5.15.18 PreBlast”

I’m very deliberate with my back-blasts. I take pride in them, and try to give the PAX that posted – a laugh. And I try to get those who betrayed me (I think that’s the phrase the website gives for those who skip a Zoo Q)… to feel “like they were there. ” So I’mContinueContinue reading “Zoolander’s Birthday Q BackBlast (finally) at #theHurt 4.14.18”

Hi. It’s my carpenter VQ. Im excited. I promise to write a B.B. I also promise you won’t be doing any of my yard work or running any errands. But you might run. I also probably should promise you that it’ll rain. Maybe purple rain. Maybe not. But since it’ll be wet – we willContinueContinue reading “The Carpenter PB 4.24.18”

Friday the 13th will be over. Time for the good times, good vibes, and good-ish weather (no fleece at least) to commence. It’s my Birthday!! 7am 65 degrees and a 50/50 chance of rain. Glorious! Please be prepared to maybe get a little dirty. Bring an open mind, some gloves, a good attitude, and anContinueContinue reading “Zoo Birthday Q PreBlast!4.14.18”

Got back from Spring break and did all the normal things normal people do: 1. Check Louisville Weather to determine what gearlander I needed for the upcoming week. Assuming tights and 3 layers of fleece. But thought I’d check anyway. 2. Replant the extender flag in my yard. Felt good! 3. Check the Google QContinueContinue reading “Extender Backblast 4.12.18 @f3themutt”

Pax 3 Nugget and Zoo had beers and a lively conversation. Was good catching up. Nugget said Waterboy was there earlier for a pint. Ok. That’s it. 2ndF

I had the Q juice flowing this morning….weird. I wasn’t Qing the Extender, and I’m not qualified to Q a ruck. This is only my 3rd ruck, and my rucksack is an 18 year old raggedy Spanish backer filled (on this morning) with laundry detergent and a Tory Burch coffee table book. I later threwContinueContinue reading “Pre-Extender Ruck @f3themutt”

We should all knock with our elbows more often. More on that later. My M was in Chicago Tuesday morning, and I was fortunately able to suppress my F3 brain and Thus skip the Rooster. 🤨 But that made me “hangry”. That’s probably not the right word. I’ll check with the F3 lexicon later… Let’sContinueContinue reading “@F3theMutt BackBlast- Let’s count…7 inches, 800 threads, Creepy Fiiiiiiiives, and 10 HIMs 3/21/18”

Happy First day of Spring 😐 Looks like Mother Nature is doing some thangs that she shouldn’t be doing tomorrow ….So I’ve scrapped my original Weinke and decided to do some thangs that we probably shouldn’t be doing. Not CSAUP….but maybe close. I’m saving the real CSAUP for my birthday Q 4/14. It will beContinueContinue reading “@F3theMutt #Blender PreBlast @f3louisville”