Head out to the Abyss tomorrow were the clock will determine the exercises length, short runs will be worked in. No coupons required. SYITG

Grab a coupon and head out to County tomorrow. If you see a dude running down the road on your way in, bring him out too! SYITG

PAX in attendance; Holly Roller (R)(on one knee), Jolly Rancher, Shade Tree, Timeshare, Ruby (R) and YHC on Q. This was day 1 of the Patriot as an official AO, it was also the day following Independence Day. With that, the theme was clear and fairly easy to come up with a weinke to follow.Continue reading "Squid BB = The Minutemen @ The Patriot 07.05.21"

The Digiorno 47th Bday Beatdown will be at The 🐓 The Rooster 🐓! We will be focusing on Mumblechatter and Dad Bod's. Presents will be given out during the workout. Wear gloves and shoes. SYITG

Come join me for a full body workout with some running, no coupons needed. SYITG!

Come help me celebrate the start of my late, middle 30’s tomorrow morning at St Pats. Coupons will be needed, and the Garden has them on hand. Bring gloves, shoes, and a buddy. Tony Malito will be there to sign autographs. 5:30-6:15 SYITG Early Birds Get- WORM

Time to work off the calories earned over the weekend with Le Pew. Bring your coupon for a full body workout and expect to run a bit. Happy 4th!

We will do ONLY 4 rounds of workouts tomorrow to commemorate the 4th of July. You will need running shoes, coupons and gloves. It will be tough but you will get better! SYITG! - Minnow

Day one of this fine, newly official AO will live up to its name. How often can you you attended the first official day of an AO that so perfectly matched the holiday preceding its launch? This one will live up to its name. No coupons, but be ready to endure. SYITG

Come and start your week right at The Incubator at Poshlands! I'll try to help us all burn the calories consumed during the weekend. Bring a coupon and a friend! SYITG

Cratchit is out of town and let me both Q and Site Q tomorrow. Can’t wait—bring a coupon. Pelican

Show up at The O Saturday morning to kick off the holiday weekend in the best possible way. Will visit some classic O landmarks, get some work in, and then play a game or two. No coupons needed. SYITG Diablo

Bayside has been on fire lately - they're getting pretty much double digit PAX attendance for each of the regularly scheduled WOs, and today was no different with 11. And, they're really great about throwing out a BlackOps or two a week on top of those. These men know how to get busy! Shame theContinue reading "Back Blast – Kapowski at Bayside – 07/01/2021"

PAX: Bulletin (R)AbacusPelicanHoly Roller (R)Le PewFlex SealLambeauCochran (Q) We warmed up with a little mosey and some fast-paced SSH.  We got caught in a little rain for the rest of COP, and it felt like a downpour was imminent, so I led the PAX under the pavilion.  Of course it didn’t rain at all forContinue reading "BB: Moonshiner @Boondocks on 7/1; Cochran Q"

Good morning men. I hope your Independence Day weekend is off to a great start, as it was in LaGrange Ky at The Patriot this morning. 8 HIMs reported to duty and assembled around the Col William Oldham Statue. Holy Roller(R), Ruby(R), Swag, Shadetree, Lucky Charms, Hardley, Layup (FNG), Focker (q). 0530 Disclaimers made. WeContinue reading "BB: Freedom Friday LA BO 02July2021"

It's going to be a beautiful morning in the Abyss. Go into the weekend motivated and earn those beers. We'll run, we'll do a full body workout. Rudy will bark at any slackers. Bring a coupon and SYITG. 0530 Long Run Park

I got roped into this mess 2 years ago and it put me on a pathway to permanent lifestyle change. I’m so thankful for it and I’ve tried to share and encourage the same for others along the way. Come celebrate with me tomorrow. The Garden has plenty of coupons, no need to bring yourContinue reading "07.02.21 PB / Domino 2 Year Posty / The Garden"

Come start your Independence Day weekend off right at the Patriot for a WOD lead by myself, Focker. We will find an explosive form of work as we celebrate freedom in America. Bring Coupon, running shoes, and a friend! you won't want to miss this one... Focker Over Out

The weather looks absolutely perfect to hide your tears in the morning. Running shoes and a coupon are advisable. You might want that towel for the drive home. SYITG Sump Pump

Looking forward to starting the month off with a bang at the Boondocks! Tomorrow will be a great opportunity to show off your new Boondocks duds. There is a recall on some of those shirts (they were shipped out with the sleeves still on them). You don't even have to send 'em back, because DauberContinue reading "Pre-Blast for 7/1 Moonshiner @Boondocks; Cochran Q"

Tomorrow marks the beginning of the second half of the year. If you didn’t accomplish what you had in store for the first half of the year, then consider tomorrow your new start. Looks like it will be a cool and balmy 70 degrees or so - which also mirrors the chance of rain. WhoContinue reading "Pre-blast – Jolly Rancher Q – Kapowski at Bayside – 07/01/2021"

Rain might come tomorrow to The Garden and I expect you do the same. Rain might help to bring temperature down and I'll do my best to keep our heart rates up. There are coupons at The Garden now, so, if you feel comfortable using them, you do not need to bring yours. Just bringContinue reading "PB Cloverfield @ The Garden Thursday 07.01.21 – Q Wide Right"

The County needed some Bunghole! In attendance: Big Bird, Double Down (R), Abacus, Asian Zing (R), Tammy Faye Baker, Valdez, Hush Puppy, Bunghole. Started off with SSH, Toy Soliders, Grass Grabbers, DD, right over left, left over right. Workout: A large rectangle, at each corner was a different exercise, merkins, squats, shoulder taps and gasContinue reading "BB-6/29/21 Bunghole-Loco @ The County"

I received this from our surprise VQ for tomorrow. Come out to see who it is… Grab your coupons and get ready for a full body beat down. We’re gonna climb this ladder and hurt doing it. SYITG

Meatball please show up tomorrow so I don’t have to work out by myself. No coupon needed and I’ll see you there. Others welcome but based on recent events I’m not holding out hope. SYITGM (M is for Meatball) Pelican

A little late on this one as I spent a long weekend in Nashville with some bachelorette parties. The amount of party buses and drinking bike things there going on at any given time of day is super impressive. It’s also fun trying to explain to your 4 year old daughter what twerking is andContinue reading "BB-Pelican Q Agony at the County 6/24/21"

It’s been a hot minute since I’ve attended a heavy let alone Q’ed one. All the time off has allowed me to cook up something that should be “fun”. Bring a coupon and a friend. -AP

So I am batting a terrible average with the whole pre blast/back blast thing lately. This morning I am making sure to write this back blast straight away. Sorry to everyone for completely miffing the preblast for this WOD. 11 HIMs stood tall and proud. Squid, BananaBread, Birdie, Firing Pin, Slugger, Mr. Mom, Mouse Trap,Continue reading "29June2021 BackBlast Bayside The Max WOD with Focker."