Carpenter Black Ops Backblast 2/9/17 — Just a Bunch of Batmans Doing a Batmurph #getbetter

Q: Captain Insaneo (and @ValHKillmer) Pax (Batmans): Digiorno, Vincent (Respect), Trump, Tron, Zartan, Gillespie, DoDoDoDoDo, Red Roof, Captain Insaneo This is an actual conversation with my 5 year old 2.0, Ensign Insane-o from a few weeks ago as I drove him to school.  The content of the convo was heavily influenced by the Lego BatmanContinueContinue reading “Carpenter Black Ops Backblast 2/9/17 — Just a Bunch of Batmans Doing a Batmurph #getbetter”

2/8/18 @f3themutt #extender Winter Olympic BackBlast @f3louisville

PAX and Gearlander Combo Platter: One of many things that makes F3 fun is the banter, the pre-blasts, and the back blasts… oh and the actual workout. I wrote a quick pre-blast asking everyone to come wearing red white and blue to support the USA for our winter Olympic preview. Here’s what went down. Q:ContinueContinue reading “2/8/18 @f3themutt #extender Winter Olympic BackBlast @f3louisville”

2/8/18 BackBlast for #TempleOfGloom at #TheO

Q: Diablo PAX: (13) BeanCounter, Scratch, Trump, OJ, Red Roof, Vincent, Gillespie, Tron, Abacus, Donger, Butcher, Santana (FNG), Diablo I intended to move the PAX over to the Christian Academy campus for some new scenery and a little change of pace. I also planned a nice little workout void of coupons, which is very un-DiabloContinueContinue reading “2/8/18 BackBlast for #TempleOfGloom at #TheO”

2/8 PoshRuck Backblast #FeetOnFire

Look closely, you will see StarChild rucking in a Speedo with his feet literally on fire.  The blistering pace set in the Gloom kept his legs warm because his feet literally caught fire.  Others in F3LOUISVILLE may Find this weird, however at the Posh this is AWESOME!  Kudos StarChild for having the balls to wearContinueContinue reading “2/8 PoshRuck Backblast #FeetOnFire”

Black Ops Preblast — Joe Creason (JC) Park: the Carpenter #getbetter @F3villeBlackOps

I’ve been on a roll naming inanimate objects lately, so why not continue the trend. I hereby christen the potential AO at Joe Creason Park, the Carpenter. Like the Blender, this has a double meaning.  And if you’re reading anything I write, you may be able to piece it together.  The first meaning is easy. ContinueContinue reading “Black Ops Preblast — Joe Creason (JC) Park: the Carpenter #getbetter @F3villeBlackOps”

Back Blast for #thebridge at @F3Parklands 02/07/2018

Q: Methane PAX: Star Child, Tool Time, PK, Boozer, Uncle Rico, Little Jerry (R), Dunphy, Rhythm, Double Down (R), Methane CONDITIONS: Sleet/Rain with a temp of 33° ATTIRE: Nyke compression pants, Smedium F3 shirt, Unger Amore shell and Addios shoes. This morning, 10 PAX put in a full body workout to #obtaingooder (yup, it’s aContinueContinue reading “Back Blast for #thebridge at @F3Parklands 02/07/2018”

2/8/18 PreBlast for #TempleOfGloom at #TheO

Now that the Ghost Flag,  owned by The O, flies at our State Capitol, it’s fair for me to say to The PAX that posting tomorrow at The O is not only a service to yourself—we’re all working to #ObtainGooder—but it’s a service to the Commonwealth of Kentucky. And, because the federal government has encroachedContinueContinue reading “2/8/18 PreBlast for #TempleOfGloom at #TheO”

@F3theMutt #extender PreBlast for 2/8/18

2/8 would’ve been my dad’s 70th Birthday…and I plan on celebrating all day starting at 5:30AM with my @f3louisville brothers. Don’t worry – I won’t be doing 70 of everything….or an #octothreat…and I won’t make you carry kegs around a school…well 🤔…and sorry – there’ll be no bluff hikers….BUT I will get you better andContinueContinue reading “@F3theMutt #extender PreBlast for 2/8/18”

2/7 Blender Backblast: Thankfully the Internet Still Works on the East Coast After Two #Octothreats in Two Days #getbetter

Louisville, KY at 0542 on February 7, 2018: “Did you feel that?” “I did. That was a serious tremor. Do you think it was an earthquake?” “No. I don’t think it was. I’m pretty sure, nay, I’m positive. That was. . . an Octothreat.” “Wait. Wasn’t there just an Octothreat in Carpex yesterday? They didContinueContinue reading “2/7 Blender Backblast: Thankfully the Internet Still Works on the East Coast After Two #Octothreats in Two Days #getbetter”

2.6.18 #Rooster Back Blast – Buschhhh –VQ: Kegs and Legs

After posting for 6 months YHC was head locked by #MadCow for FINALLY my VQ. While I have officiated weddings, given eulogy’s and made some large presentations, I must admit, I had that nervous gut feeling to make sure everyone enjoyed. I’d like to think I didn’t disappoint. 15 PAX and 1 FNG Joined meContinueContinue reading “2.6.18 #Rooster Back Blast – Buschhhh –VQ: Kegs and Legs”

Pre-Blast for #TheBridge at #TheParklands 02/07/2018

As a kid, I always wanted named brand stuff. Nike, Izod, Polo, but it just wasn’t in the cards. Well, tomorrow’s WO at #TheBridge is dedicated to all those kids who grew up on Nyke, Eyezod and man-on-horse-with-stick. I’m sure everyone will want to workout at The Mutt with Insane-0, I get that. But forContinueContinue reading “Pre-Blast for #TheBridge at #TheParklands 02/07/2018”

2.6.18 Bag of Wrenches BB: Punkiversary. Do you feel lucky?

YHC was pumped up about Q’n at the O today. It’s called the Original for a reason because that’s where most of our journeys began. Added bonus is Wham!’s killer Bag of Wrenches flag. I am a sucker for Flags #.. Punk music comprised my playlist and I only needed to know one thing fromContinueContinue reading “2.6.18 Bag of Wrenches BB: Punkiversary. Do you feel lucky?”

Blender Pre-blast @F3TheMutt — You may want to kiss your M and 2.0s goodbye #CIday

For a brief moment, Wednesdays at the Mutt were known as CI Day.  At least that’s what I recall, and I haven’t been wrong yet. But now it’s called the Blender. This is a play on words because this AO allows Pax from different AOs to blend together. Indeed, having Glenn Ross as its SiteContinueContinue reading “Blender Pre-blast @F3TheMutt — You may want to kiss your M and 2.0s goodbye #CIday”

2/5 BackBlast The Incubator with #KiloBands

mini band bulk purchase lots come in 10 band increments, so that’s what i purchased and couldn’t wait to unleash them on the PAX. So YHC prepared a weinke for his mini bands expecting a max PAX number of 20.  That’s where I underestimated the iron horse determination of F3Louisville.  There were PAX everywhere asContinueContinue reading “2/5 BackBlast The Incubator with #KiloBands”

2.6.18 PreBlast Bag of Wrenches: Not quite an 11 but a strong 10.

You are cordially invited to attend the 10th Anniversary BeatDown Celebration of Zartan and Heartwrencher. And to celebrate 10 years we are going to throw down at The O for Bag of Wrenches. When YHC told the M about this she was none too happy about me naming the work out Bag of Wrenches. SheContinueContinue reading “2.6.18 PreBlast Bag of Wrenches: Not quite an 11 but a strong 10.”

KEGS AND LEGS: 2.6.18 PreBlast. Buschhhh- VQ @ TheMutt #Rooster #F3Nation

And the award goes to Buschhh for most posts without a Q!!!! Well I held out as long as I possibly could, but you guys were persistent. I’ve been freeloading off fellow HIMs w/o’s for long enough. So my turn to treat you guys. So come join me for a “B…Double-E…Double-R… U…N” beat down. SYITGContinueContinue reading “KEGS AND LEGS: 2.6.18 PreBlast. Buschhhh- VQ @ TheMutt #Rooster #F3Nation”

2.4.18 BlackOp BackBlast: This is us, deal with it. Or don’t.

It’s becoming cliche but this group of HIMs continue to impress. Not a week, or day, goes by without someone doing something extraordinary. I could go on but in the spirit of the worlds largest day of network television I will just say this, This is Us. This has become our new norm. This isContinueContinue reading “2.4.18 BlackOp BackBlast: This is us, deal with it. Or don’t.”

2.4.18 BlackOp Westport Middle. Stairway to Heaven

Who: all those looking to earn their Super Bowl (This is Us*) diet What: 45 Min Bootcamp style workout When: 2.4.18 0600 Where: Westport Middle School 8100 Westport Rd. Why: Cause I guess some of us can’t wait until Monday to get better. Weather looks perfect. Bring gloves because some coupons from the Mutt willContinueContinue reading “2.4.18 BlackOp Westport Middle. Stairway to Heaven”

Coach ‘Em Up! Pope VQ Posh BackBlast – 2/3/18 #theFog

I broke my Q maiden at the posh today. I’m always trying to impress Zoo and I like to humor the PAX, so I decided to dress up as a 1970’s football coach. HAT: generic trucker, grey mesh, white background, with black COACH lettering, worn high with a Carhartt insulated hat underneath. FACE: a freshlyContinueContinue reading “Coach ‘Em Up! Pope VQ Posh BackBlast – 2/3/18 #theFog”

Back Blast #TheO #Ruiner – Saturday, 2/3/18 – Double Down Super Bowl Q

Q: Double Down – A perfect morning for football!  I wore my vintage #14 Steve Grogan jersey – showing my age as many HIMs probably don’t know who Grogan is!  PAX: (17)  CI, Bean Counter, Old Bay, Zartan, Cutlass, Face, Wham!, Mayberry, OJ, Little Jerry, Trump, Diablo, Tron, Nugget, Red Roof, Scratch. The start of a longContinueContinue reading “Back Blast #TheO #Ruiner – Saturday, 2/3/18 – Double Down Super Bowl Q”

Back Blast #TheMUTT – 2/3/17 Vincent Q

Since this was my first opportunity to Q at the Mutt I thought long and hard about whether the post should be creative or just down right nasty. I chose Nasty!! 12 HIM’s including one FNG joined me for the beat down. Zima, Zoo, Buscchhhh, Quimby, Glen Ross, Snowman, WhamO, Spinal Tapp, Water Boy, Gepetto,ContinueContinue reading “Back Blast #TheMUTT – 2/3/17 Vincent Q”